Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

I liked to think of myself as a pretty modest girl. I attempt to dress modestly knowing that I have the goodies the boys are easily tempted over. Yeah I said goodies.

But today I admit to you, I had a verrrrrryy immodest moment.

I am a nanny and I drive the kids to various sport practices and when I drive I place my left foot on my seat, so my left knee is pretty close to my chest. On this particular Tuesday, it was Sunny, warm, and just a good day all around. A perfect day to wear a dress. So,I am at the stop light, and this semi truck rolls right next to me, smiles, looks back, smiles, looks back and immediately I know whats up. I realized that I totally spaced and was sitting the way I normally do, giving this little sick man a peep show. So I am sitting at the light, saying out loud, "eeeeeeeewww. eeeeeewww!" only waiting for the light to turn green...he then looks back again and gives me the okay sign...! What, really? seriously? We both turn left, I am heading straight to go south on the highway and he is veering right to merge on to the highway. This truck driver can't seem to let it go, considering I made his lame, lame job a lot better, waves to me, and honks his semi truck horn all the way down the effing highway.

Really?

I came home and told my brother john and my mom about this. What do they do? Laugh hysterically and my mom goes, "Mary, well you know it was basically like free porn for him!" Mom. I love you. You are probably one of the funniest people I know.